RIP My Subpixel: He Was A Real G

The ultimate "don't touch my stuff" starter pack for Linux elitists! Split keyboards, weird ergonomic mice, and the Arch Linux logo - because nothing says "I'm better than you" quite like a setup that requires a PhD to understand. Arch users have mastered the art of making their computers so intimidating that no one dares ask to check their email on it. Smart move - saves them from having to explain why they spent 3 days configuring a desktop that still occasionally crashes when they try to print something.

Ah, the classic GPU model number trap. When your "upgrade" from a GTX 1080 Ti to an RTX 5060 gives you a 5× performance boost... or does it? Someone clearly forgot that Nvidia's marketing department is playing 4D chess with these model numbers. The 1080 in the chart is just the model number, not the performance score, while 5060 is the actual benchmark. It's like comparing apples to... well, model numbers of apples. This is why senior devs trust benchmarks, not fancy digits in product names.

The GPU hierarchy portrayed as a medieval throne room is absolutely genius. The legendary GTX 1080 Ti sits on the throne like an immortal king, while newer cards like the RTX 3060Ti, 3080Ti, and even the mighty RTX 4090 and 5090 bow before its greatness. What makes this so damn funny is how the 1080 Ti released in 2017 still commands respect in 2024. It's that one graphics card that refuses to become obsolete despite its age—the perfect price-to-performance ratio that haunts NVIDIA's marketing team to this day. Gamers still cling to it like it's the holy grail while newer cards struggle to justify their kidney-selling prices.

Oh. My. GOD. Someone has constructed the most MAGNIFICENT throne in existence using nothing but discarded keyboards! 👑 This is what happens when you hoard every single keyboard since 1997 instead of throwing them away "just in case." The Iron Throne? PLEASE. The Keyboard Throne reigns supreme in the Seven Kingdoms of Cubicle Land, where the one who sits upon it commands absolute power over the Git repository. Whoever occupies this monstrosity clearly has the authority to reject ALL pull requests without explanation. Bow down, peasants!

Ah yes, the eternal C++ linker error saga. That moment when you include one wrong header and suddenly your terminal vomits 500 lines of cryptic template instantiation errors, undefined references, and mangled symbol names that look like someone headbutted the keyboard. The ultrawide monitor isn't for gaming or productivity—it's for seeing the entire stack trace without scrolling. Still won't help you understand why std::vector<std::unique_ptr<YourClass>> is causing 17 different linking errors, but at least you can see them all at once while crying into your coffee.

That moment when your BIOS update turns into an expensive paperweight speedrun. The dreaded click of death - where your computer's soul leaves its body mid-firmware update. Nothing quite matches the sheer terror of watching your machine flatline while performing open-heart surgery on its firmware. Your eyes widen just like that cat's as you realize you've just transformed your $2000 rig into modern art. Pro tip: always have a UPS backup power supply... and maybe a therapist on speed dial.