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Good Old CEO
Devops Programming Debugging Backend
3 days ago 121.0K views 0 shares
Good Old CEO
Nothing screams "efficient business strategy" quite like refusing to invest in proper infrastructure and then hiring ONE person to hold together your entire digital empire with duct tape and prayers. Why build a solid IT department with redundancy and proper resources when you can just dump everything on Jerry from accounting who once fixed a printer? Genius move, really. The CEO spares every expense humanly possible, then acts shocked when their single IT person is simultaneously managing servers, fixing Karen's email, debugging production, AND somehow expected to be available 24/7. It's like building a skyscraper on a single toothpick and wondering why things feel a bit wobbly. But hey, shareholders are happy, so who cares if your entire business continuity plan is literally one person who hasn't slept in three days?

United Against The Common Enemy
Agile Rust Programming
10 days ago 259.3K views 0 shares
United Against The Common Enemy
Nothing unites warring factions like a common enemy. Developers from every language and framework—from Rust zealots to JavaScript hipsters, Python snake charmers to C++ masochists—all sitting at the round table of tech, putting aside their holy wars over type safety and memory management to collectively agree: Jira absolutely sucks . And the ultimate act of revenge? Assigning that ticket tracking down why Jira is slow to the CEO who mandated using it in the first place. The circle of corporate karma is complete.

The CEO's "Next Era" Nightmare
Programming AI Devops Docker Debugging
14 days ago 153.2K views 0 shares
The CEO's "Next Era" Nightmare
Oh look, it's another tech visionary with a "revolutionary" app cobbled together from Stack Overflow snippets and ChatGPT prompts! Nothing says "I understand software development" quite like a CEO dropping 700 spaghetti-coded files with ML models, LLM calls, and a Docker compose file that would make Kubernetes cry. The poor dev is basically being asked to perform digital necromancy on this monstrosity in just two weeks. That resume update isn't writing itself, buddy!

CEO Commits Security Nightmare While Firing Developers
Security AI Devops Git Programming
1 month ago 241.2K views 0 shares
CEO Commits Security Nightmare While Firing Developers
Oh, the absolute AUDACITY! 🔥 While junior devs are getting pink slips because "budgets are tight," the CEO is over there casually pushing API keys to public GitHub repos using Claude (an AI assistant)! Nothing says "we're doomed" quite like watching your company secrets get exposed while you update your resume. The security team is probably having seventeen simultaneous heart attacks right now. But hey, at least the CEO is "innovating" with AI while the actual developers who could prevent this catastrophe are looking for jobs! Tech leadership at its FINEST, folks! 💀

Who Needs Junior Devs Anyway
AI Agile Programming Debugging
4 months ago 300.5K views 0 shares
Who Needs Junior Devs Anyway
The modern tech company hierarchy in one perfect image. Junior dev happily letting AI do the heavy lifting while the senior dev is stuck reviewing 500 lines of algorithmic word vomit. Meanwhile, the project manager is just pointing a gun at everyone's back screaming about deadlines. And there sits the CEO, blissfully unaware in his ivory pew, dreaming about firing the entire dev team because ChatGPT told him it could do their jobs. Ten years of experience just to babysit robot output – exactly what we all went to college for!

CEO Of New AI Code Editor vs Actual Product
AI Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
6 months ago 257.4K views 0 shares
CEO Of New AI Code Editor vs Actual Product
The corporate world's obsession with AI has reached peak absurdity. Top image: CEO strutting around with sunglasses, basking in the glory of launching "the next revolutionary AI code editor" that probably just autocompletes semicolons. Bottom image: The actual dev team proudly showcasing their groundbreaking innovation—a new theme, one lonely extension, and the same VS Code we've been using since forever. Because why fix what's profitable when you can just slap "AI" on the marketing slides and watch the venture capital roll in?

Life In A Startup: The Endless Pivot Nightmare
Agile Devops Programming
6 months ago 185.2K views 0 shares
Life In A Startup: The Endless Pivot Nightmare
Oh sweet mother of all that is holy in tech! 😩 The CEO beaver is having another "visionary moment" while the developer beaver is just BEGGING for stability! The absolute TRAUMA of hearing "I have big plans" for the 47th time this quarter! Meanwhile, the developer's soul is actively leaving their body as they contemplate how they'll rewrite the ENTIRE codebase AGAIN because someone read a Medium article about microservices over breakfast! The eternal startup cycle of build, pivot, cry, repeat!

Let's Put AI In Everything
AI Webdev Programming
7 months ago 218.5K views 1 shares
Let's Put AI In Everything
Ah yes, the classic corporate love triangle. CEOs staring longingly at the shiny new AI walking by, completely ignoring the loyal developers who've been building their products for half a decade. Nothing says "thanks for your service" like being dumped for the hot new technology that probably can't even center a div properly. Those 5-year veterans are sitting there with their legacy code knowledge while the boss is already planning the AI wedding. Commitment issues much?

There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session
Agile Webdev React Javascript Programming
8 months ago 242.7K views 0 shares
There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session
Nothing shatters the blissful state of flow like a surprise standup announcement with executive attendance. One minute you're peacefully wrestling with AngularJS dependencies, finally making progress after three hours of debugging—the next, you're frantically rehearsing how to explain why that "quick fix" from last week is still "almost done" while simultaneously trying to remember if you pushed any commits this sprint. The transition from coding euphoria to existential dread happens faster than a JavaScript framework becomes deprecated.

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There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session
Agile Webdev React Javascript Programming
8 months ago 261.0K views 0 shares
There Goes My Extremely Focused Coding Session
Nothing kills the coding flow state quite like a surprise standup with the CEO. One minute you're blissfully wrestling with AngularJS dependencies, finally getting that service to inject properly, and the next you're frantically trying to remember what you actually accomplished yesterday besides "investigating solutions" (aka Stack Overflow rabbit holes). The sheer panic of having to translate "I spent 6 hours fixing a bug caused by a missing semicolon" into corporate speak while the CEO watches is the true horror of modern development. Bonus anxiety points if you've been secretly refactoring the codebase because whoever wrote it originally should be banned from touching a keyboard.