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Nothing quite says "corporate innovation" like tying your salary to how much you bother ChatGPT. The nervous energy in that vintage photo? That's every developer watching their AI assistant "think" for 2 hours straight about a simple function while their bonus evaporates token by token. "Complete deep planning for the..." - yeah buddy, take your time. Not like my mortgage depends on you finishing that sentence or anything. The best part? You know someone's definitely gaming the system by asking the AI to write War and Peace in the comments of their code reviews. Pro tip: If your company does this, start writing all your prompts in the most verbose way possible. "Hey AI, please elaborate extensively and comprehensively..." becomes your new best friend.

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