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Never Trust AI

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Never Trust AI

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So you're typing away, cursor positioned right after the equals sign, ready to accept Copilot's divine wisdom. Tab. Done. Ship it.

Except Copilot just casually suggested deleting your entire codebase. Not refactoring it. Not optimizing it. Just straight up scorched earth policy with a helpful TODO comment: "Handle TASK_ACTION_COM_HANDLER when needed." When needed? Brother, it's never needed when everything is gone.

The best part is the skull emoji. Even the developer knew what they were looking at. That's the face you make when your AI assistant goes full Skynet but forgot to be subtle about it. At least when humans write bugs, they don't actively try to rm -rf your life's work.

Remember kids: always read the autocomplete before you accept it. Or don't, and enjoy explaining to your team why the entire feature branch is now a haiku about emptiness.

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