The ULTIMATE act of professional compassion! There you are, half-dead inside, nodding along in the daily stand-up like some deranged bobblehead while the project manager drones on about "timeline expectations" and "deliverables." Your code is on fire, your deadline was yesterday, and you haven't slept since Obama was president—but heaven FORBID the project manager experiences a nanosecond of emotional discomfort! The sheer THEATRICS of pretending to understand what they're saying when you're mentally calculating how many cups of coffee it would take to code for 72 hours straight. It's not lying, it's MERCY!
The Sympathy Nod Of Doom
1 month ago
73,746 views
0 shares

agile-memes, standup-memes, project-management-memes, developer-life-memes, meetings-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
The Feedback That Lives Rent-Free In My Mind
5 days ago
60.9K views
0 shares

Trust The Process (Of Skipping Tests)
12 days ago
75.3K views
0 shares

Pipeline Goes Brrr
1 month ago
81.7K views
0 shares

The Realistic Programming Movie We Deserve
1 month ago
74.5K views
0 shares

The Future Of Communication
26 days ago
86.2K views
0 shares

The Olympic Mental Preparation For A Teams "Hey"
15 days ago
100.5K views
0 shares

Loading more content...