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Content A 138 Parallelizing Enjarify in Go and Rust (medium.com) submitted 3 months ago by Uncaffelnated 79 comments share save hide give gold report sorted by: best v you are viewing a single comment's thread. view the rest of the comments - pftbest 7 points 3 months ago can you please explain this go syntax to me? type ImmutableTreeListElement struct ( I thought go doesn't have generics. permalink embed save report give gold reply - (Uncaffeinated) S 12 points 3 months ago V It doesn't. That's just a "template" file, which I use search and replace in order to generate the three monomorphized go files. If you look closely, those aren't angle brackets, they're characters from the Canadian Aboriginal Syllabics block, which are allowed in Go identifiers. From Go's perspective, that's just one long identifier.

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Content Subtracting the Date in Java This question may seem similar with others but actually it's not the same case This code will return the difference in days between two dates, but it doesn't return a negative number. Date currentdate calendar - getCurrentDate (); Date referencedate calendar.getDate(); long math Math.abs (currentdate. getTime () - referencedate. getTime ()); long result math (24 60 60 1000); System.out.println(result); I want to get a negative number in order to know if the current date is being subtracted from a past date or a future date. How to make this code return a negative number as well? OBS: I can't use Date.after() or any other method from java.til Date because the framework I'm working with doesn't allow me to use those methods, because it has its own Date class. java validation date datetime datepicker share edit asked 14 mins ago Rafa 116 06 have you tried giving a thought to use Joda which is a datetime library exclusively - Satya 12 mins ago 4 I wonder what Math.abs () does.. - shmosel 12 mins ago add a comment

Nodding along in code reviews while secretly thinking "I have no idea what this person is talking about." The classic 3 AM programmer vibe - bloodshot eyes, RGB keyboard glowing like a Christmas tree, and that special kind of exhaustion where you'll agree with literally anything just to end the conversation. The shirt and mug are just backup for when your brain fails and all you can muster is "You're absolutely right!" Meanwhile, the judgy cat in the window is all of us watching ourselves slowly descend into coding madness. The cigarette is just *chef's kiss* - because nothing says "I've given up on clean code" quite like contemplating your life choices at midnight.

Behold the mighty tower of tech that powers our digital world—a precarious Jenga tower of components held together by what appears to be a single AI wedge. Because nothing says "enterprise-grade reliability" like balancing the entire internet on something we barely understand yet proudly put into production anyway. The best part? When it inevitably collapses, we'll just blame "unforeseen scaling issues" in the post-mortem while frantically Googling "how to restore from backups we never tested."