So someone decided to make a laptop shaped like a circle. Congrats, you just gave every frontend dev PTSD flashbacks. You know those media queries you spent weeks perfecting? The ones that handle desktop, tablet, mobile, and that one weird iPad orientation? Yeah, throw them all in the trash. This monstrosity requires you to calculate CSS for a circular viewport where the corners just... don't exist. Imagine trying to center a div when the screen itself is already centered in the most cursed way possible. Your flexbox is crying. Your grid layout just filed for unemployment. And don't even get me started on how you'd handle text overflow on the edges. The real kicker? Some PM will see this and ask "can we support this in our next sprint?" No, Karen. We cannot.

Someone's showing off a Windows laptop with that gorgeous rainbow wallpaper, asking for reasons NOT to buy it. The frontend dev's response? Pure terror. And honestly, valid. That notch at the top of the screen is the digital equivalent of a design crime scene. Frontend devs already lose sleep over responsive design, cross-browser compatibility, and centering divs. Now imagine having to account for a random chunk of screen real estate that just... doesn't exist. Your carefully crafted header? Bisected. Your navigation bar? Compromised. Your pixel-perfect design? Destroyed by hardware. The notch is basically saying "hey, remember how you spent 3 hours getting that layout perfect? Well, I'm gonna sit right here and ruin it." It's the hardware version of Internet Explorer—something that forces you to write special cases and workarounds that make you question your career choices. MacBook notches were already controversial enough, but at least macOS handles it somewhat gracefully. Windows with a notch is like adding a try-catch block to your HTML—technically possible, but deeply cursed.