Ah yes, the classic "unmasking the villain" trope, but with browsers. Turns out your "Chrome replacement" is just Chromium wearing a Telegram logo mask. It's like switching from Coke to Pepsi and calling yourself a health guru. The browser market is just Google in various trench coats at this point. Your privacy settings are basically just suggestions to the algorithm.

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute DRAMA of web development in one perfect meme! 💅 Here we have the eternal love triangle of web requests - API and User are TOTALLY consenting to this data exchange while CORS is standing there like the ultimate party pooper screaming "I DON'T!" For the uninitiated, CORS (Cross-Origin Resource Sharing) is that INFURIATING security feature that blocks your frontend from talking to different domains. It's literally the chastity belt of web development that makes you jump through a million hoops just to GET. YOUR. DATA. And the caption? PURE GENIUS. "Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?" Because honey, you can consent all you want, but if you didn't set those precious little headers right, CORS is going to SHUT. IT. DOWN. faster than you can say "Access-Control-Allow-Origin"!