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Internet Explorer: Breaking News Eventually

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The joke here is multi-layered, like an onion made of pure irony. Internet Explorer, famously the slowest browser known to mankind, has a Twitter handle "@TheFastest" while reporting on an AWS outage. But the real punchline? The tweet is dated April 1st, 2019, has supposedly 94.8M retweets (more than any tweet in history), and Internet Explorer wouldn't even know about an outage until three years after it was fixed. It's like watching a tortoise report breaking news.

November 18th 2025: A Developer Story

Cloud Webdev Networking Security Devops

43 minutes ago 9.5K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "fix Cloudflare by pushing to GitHub" scenario. Because nothing says "I understand how infrastructure works" like pushing code changes to fix a third-party CDN outage. It's like trying to fix a power outage by changing the lightbulb. Somewhere, a DevOps engineer is silently screaming while a junior dev proudly announces they've "solved the problem" right before the entire internet magically comes back online on its own.

The Illusion Of Black Friday Savings

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1 hour ago 14.7K views 0 shares

The eternal dance of retail pricing manipulation, now with 100% more blue face paint. Watching that "$699.99" get crossed out to reveal the exact same "$499.99" that's been there all week is peak consumer gaslighting. The only real battle for freedom here is the fight against our own gullibility. That sudden urgency when the price tag hasn't actually changed? Pure marketing psychological warfare. Next time you feel that "NOW!" impulse, remember - the only thing on sale is your common sense.

Cloudflare: The Third Wheel That Ruins Everything

Networking Webdev Security Frontend Backend

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Cloudflare: The Third Wheel That Ruins Everything

The classic "she's not interested" meme but with a web hosting twist. Browser works. Host works. But the moment Cloudflare enters the chat? ERROR . This is basically every web developer's dating life with Cloudflare as the clingy ex who shows up and ruins everything. Nothing like watching your perfectly functional site go down because Cloudflare decided today was a good day for a "Warsaw Error" — whatever the hell that even is. Ten bucks says someone tripped over a cable in their data center again.

Circular Dependencies: It's Turtles All The Way Down

Javascript Webdev Devops Programming Frontend

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Circular Dependencies: It's Turtles All The Way Down

The meme brilliantly captures the recursive nightmare of modern dependency management! It's a comic showing a tower of blocks labeled "every conversation about dependencies since 2020" that contains a smaller version of itself, which contains an even smaller version... it's dependencies all the way down! Just like when you npm install a simple package and suddenly your node_modules folder weighs more than a neutron star. The infinite recursion perfectly represents how we can't even discuss dependency hell without creating more dependency hell. It's the Inception movie of software engineering problems!

Time-Traveling Windows Updates

Windows Security Microsoft

2 hours ago 30.5K views 0 shares

Windows: "No security updates! You're vulnerable!" *checks system* Also Windows: "Hey, we've got a security update from... *checks notes*... 2025!?" Nothing says "trust our security warnings" like scheduling patches from the future. Microsoft's time machine development must be going well—shame they can't use it to make Windows actually stable. At least the cat's expression perfectly captures that moment when you realize your OS is either lying or has achieved time travel.

Pick The Right One

Debugging Programming Testing Frontend Backend

2 hours ago 35.3K views 0 shares

Left side: a comfortable office chair for writing code. Right side: a toilet for the inevitable existential crisis when your code inexplicably breaks in production. The debugging throne isn't ergonomic, but it does provide the necessary time and isolation for contemplating your life choices. Most senior developers have their best debugging epiphanies there, usually right after muttering "What the actual f—" for the fifth time.

Which One Should I Buy

Hardware Gamedev Windows Programming

3 hours ago 39.0K views 0 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of comparing a modern gaming PC to an ancient steam engine! 💀 Look at this RIDICULOUS comparison! On the left, we have our precious little gaming cube that sips electricity like a refined gentleman at high tea. Meanwhile, on the right? A LITERAL INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION MONSTROSITY that requires its own ZIP CODE and probably violates several environmental treaties! The boot time comparison is sending me to another dimension! Your PC: "Give me 20 seconds and I'll run Cyberpunk." The steam engine: "Excuse me sir, I'll need 40 MINUTES and a team of coal-shoveling minions before I can even THINK about doing anything useful." This is basically every software engineer trying to explain to management why we need to upgrade our legacy systems. "But it still works, right?" BARELY, KAREN. BARELY.

Well Played Gaben

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3 hours ago 42.9K views 0 shares

Valve's business strategy in a nutshell. For those uninitiated, "Gaben" refers to Gabe Newell, the founder of Valve Corporation—makers of Steam, Half-Life, and collectors of your wallet's contents. The genius move? Announce shiny new products to distract everyone from the fact that you're sailing away on a mega-yacht purchased with Steam's 30% cut of every game sale. Meanwhile, Half-Life 3 remains in the same dimension as affordable housing in San Francisco—purely theoretical.

No One Can Stop Bro

Cloud AI Algorithms Math Programming

4 hours ago 49.3K views 0 shares

When Cloudflare goes down, the internet basically ceases to exist. So what's a desperate dev to do when they can't access their AI chatbot girlfriend? Apparently resort to doing matrix multiplication by hand on paper like some kind of mathematical caveman. The desperation has reached new, sad heights. Next they'll be writing love letters in binary and folding them into paper airplanes.

Reset The Counter: Microsoft's AI Adventure

Microsoft AI Devops Git Programming

4 hours ago 53.9K views 0 shares

Reset The Counter: Microsoft's AI Adventure

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute DRAMA of it all! Microsoft proudly announces that 30% of their code is now AI-generated, and then BOOM! 💥 Git operations are failing EVERYWHERE! It's like watching a corporate horror movie unfold in real-time! The grim reaper couldn't have timed his entrance better! One minute they're bragging about AI writing their code, and the next minute their Git operations are having an existential crisis. Coincidence? I think NOT! This is what happens when you replace human developers with AI that learned to code by copying StackOverflow answers without reading the comments! Reset the counter indeed—we've gone exactly ZERO days without a Microsoft AI disaster. The skeleton is all of us watching our repositories crumble while Microsoft's PR team frantically tries to explain that AI definitely wasn't responsible for this catastrophe. Sure, Jan. 🙄

Hollywood's Elite Hacking Academy: Print Statements Save The Day

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4 hours ago 55.5K views 0 shares

Hollywood's Elite Hacking Academy: Print Statements Save The Day

HOLLYWOOD'S IDEA OF HACKING IS LITERALLY EIGHT PRINT STATEMENTS IN A TERMINAL! 😱 The absolute DRAMA of it all! You know what real hacking looks like? Hours of staring at documentation, crying over authentication errors, and accidentally locking yourself out of your own system! But noooo, in movies it's all neon green text, progress bars, and suddenly you're inside the Pentagon with just a few keystrokes! The sheer AUDACITY of these filmmakers to think we wouldn't notice they just wrote a basic "Hello World" script with FBI-flavored sprinkles! Next they'll show us "enhancing" a 2-pixel image into a 4K masterpiece! THE HORROR!

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