If You Develop A Single Player Game And It Requires Continuous Internet, You Can Go To Hell

Oh, the absolute AUDACITY of making a single-player game that demands an internet connection like it's some kind of multiplayer MMO! Nothing screams "player-friendly design" quite like being unable to pause your solo adventure because your WiFi hiccupped for 0.2 seconds. It's giving major "we don't trust you" energy mixed with "DRM is our entire personality" vibes. The devs who actually let you play offline? Those are the real heroes, the chosen ones, the legends who understand that sometimes people want to game on a plane, in a basement, or literally anywhere that isn't tethered to Comcast's mood swings. Meanwhile, always-online single-player games are out here acting like they're protecting Fort Knox when really they're just ruining your Tuesday.