Mandatory ID verification to stop cheaters. Genius plan, right? Turns out forcing everyone to submit government IDs just created a thriving black market for stolen identities. The game died, criminals got rich, and now we're speedrunning the same mistake but with operating systems. Nothing says "security" quite like handing your grandma's ID to the same people who still think "password123" is acceptable. The criminals are already rubbing their hands together. They learned from Scum that mandatory verification isn't a wall—it's a product catalog. History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as a government IT policy.

VSCode asking if you trust the authors of your own code is basically the IDE equivalent of your mom asking "did you wash your hands?" when she knows damn well you didn't. And just like Obi-Wan trusting himself, you're about to click "Yes, I trust the authors" on code you copy-pasted from Stack Overflow at 2 AM last Tuesday. The real kicker? VSCode is warning you that files "may be malicious" in a folder literally named 'projects' on your own machine. Brother, if I can't trust my own spaghetti code, what CAN I trust? The feature exists because extensions can auto-execute stuff, which is a security risk when opening random repos. But let's be honest—we all just spam that trust button faster than accepting cookie policies. The Obi-Wan meme fits perfectly because you're literally vouching for yourself while simultaneously questioning your life choices. "He's me" hits different when you realize the potential malicious actor is past-you who thought nested ternary operators were a good idea.