Ah, the mythical German C language – where function names sound like commands from an angry drill sergeant. The code shows the classic "Hello World" program, but with Germanic syntax that would make any normal C programmer wake up in cold sweats. Instead of the civilized int main() and printf() , we've got Ganz Haupt() and druckef() – because apparently regular C wasn't intimidating enough. And let's not forget zurück 0 instead of return 0 because why use English when you can sound like you're summoning a demon? The therapist clearly hasn't seen what happens when your compiler encounters this monstrosity. Trust me, the error messages would be in German too, and twice as long.