Hands-On Training

Ah yes, the ancient art of physically forcing juniors to learn the holy trinity: Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V. Why waste time teaching them design patterns, algorithms, or clean code when you can just ensure they've got muscle memory for copy-paste? The thumbtacks are doing God's work here—making sure those fingers stay exactly where they belong. Forget about understanding the code, just make sure you can duplicate it efficiently. Senior devs everywhere are nodding in approval while pretending they don't do the exact same thing when Stack Overflow comes to the rescue at 3 AM.