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The four horsemen of the programming apocalypse have arrived, and they're all equally insufferable in their own special ways!
You've got the Imperative Stoneager who treats modern tools like they're the devil's work and proudly writes software that even cavemen would find outdated. Then there's the Functional Elitist who thinks "monad good" is a complete sentence and writes code on paper because actually running it would be too mainstream.
The OOP Boilerplater is living his best life drowning in design patterns and creating class hierarchies so deep they need their own geological survey. Meanwhile, the Safety-Obsessed Newager has written 47 pages of documentation on how to hack an Arduino but his greatest achievement is changing his terminal's color scheme.
The real tragedy? They're all using software written by the imperative stoneager because it's the only thing that actually works.
Choose Your Path!
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