They Said It's Not Enough

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They Said It's Not Enough

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Someone's out here treating their PC build like a payment gateway integration. You've got RGB RAM that probably cost more than your first car, and now you're being asked to choose between your butt cheek, kidney, Mastercard, or Visa to complete the purchase. The Trident Z5 Royal NEO isn't just RAM—it's a financial commitment that requires organ donation consent forms.

The real joke? After selling your kidney for that 64GB kit with the fancy RGB crystals, you'll still only use 8GB to run Chrome with 12 tabs open. But hey, at least it'll look absolutely stunning while your bank account cries in the corner. Those rainbow lights don't power themselves—they're powered by pure financial regret and the tears of your savings account.

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