You know what's wild? In your corporate job, you'll spend 3 hours in a meeting debating whether to use "main" or "master" for the default branch. But when it's your side project at 2 AM? Suddenly you're naming it "banana" or "prod-but-actually-dev" and nobody can stop you. The two-button panic is real though. Both options feel equally correct and equally wrong. Call it "main"? You're following modern conventions. Call it "master"? Your muscle memory won't betray you at 3 AM when you're typing git commands half-asleep. Either way, you'll second-guess yourself for the next 20 minutes while your actual code remains unwritten. The beauty of personal projects is that literally nobody cares. You could call it "supreme-leader" and the only person judging you is future-you during a 6-month-later code review.

Someone actually printed out fire evacuation instructions for developers, and honestly? This should be OSHA-mandated at every tech company. The priorities are crystal clear: SAVE YOUR CODE (with helpful keyboard shortcuts because who has time to use the mouse during an inferno?), commit with "WIP before fire", push to origin master—because production on a Friday is one thing, but production during a literal emergency is peak developer dedication—and THEN, only after your precious code is safely in the cloud, you may consider leaving the burning building. The fact that "Leave building immediately" is step 4 really captures the developer mindset. Your code is immortal; you are replaceable. The building might be engulfed in flames, but losing those uncommitted changes? That's the real tragedy. Plus, imagine explaining to your team lead why you didn't push before evacuating. "Sorry, I was too busy not dying" isn't gonna cut it in the sprint retrospective.