The eternal developer dilemma. Finish something in 4 hours that management estimated would take 6 months, and now you're stuck with the worst decision of your career: be honest and get rewarded with 5x more work, or pretend you're "still working on it" while secretly learning Rust on company time. The haunted look in that wojak's eyes tells the whole story. He's been here before. Last time he spoke up, they "rewarded" him with the legacy codebase nobody wants to touch. The time before that? On-call duty for a year. Pro tip: always multiply your estimates by 3, finish early, and keep a private stash of "almost done" screenshots for those status meetings. It's not procrastination, it's expectation management .