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Just One Hit And All The Renewal Fees Will Be Worth It

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Domain hoarders are the tech world's secret addicts. Hiding in the attic with 47 unused domains they're "definitely going to build something on someday." Meanwhile, they're dropping $500 annually on renewals for gems like blockchain-cat-nft-revolution.com that seemed brilliant at 2 AM after three energy drinks. The family downstairs has no idea why money keeps disappearing, while upstairs you're refreshing domain auctions like it's the stock market. "This one's an investment," you whisper to yourself, as you register your 12th variation of a pun nobody else understands.

Let's Go Back To Monke

React Webdev Javascript Programming Debugging

1 hour ago 14.3K views 0 shares

Sometimes I wonder if returning to monke would be easier than debugging that React component for the 17th time. The sweet bliss of ignorance—no JavaScript frameworks, no variable scope issues, just vibing with the squad and hunting for ants. The ultimate escape from dependency hell. Maybe those chimps are onto something...

The Critical Exception In Your Daily Runtime

Programming StackOverflow Debugging

1 hour ago 18.1K views 0 shares

The Critical Exception In Your Daily Runtime

Ah yes, the classic developer life cycle reduced to its most essential functions. Someone proudly displayed their minimalist existence as while(alive) { eat(); sleep(); code(); } only to have another dev point out the critical exception handling they've missed. Without poop() , you're headed straight for a PoopOverflow exception - the most unpleasant stack overflow you'll ever experience. No garbage collection system in the world can save you from that one.

The Perfect Timing Of Windows Updates

Windows Microsoft

4 hours ago 53.6K views 0 shares

You're rushing out the door, late for a meeting. "Shut down PC," you command. Then suddenly—the dreaded Windows update appears like Tom with his paw in the door. "Not today, human. I've been waiting 37 days for this moment." Your 10-second shutdown just became a 20-minute hostage situation. The green arrow of progress mocks your schedule as it crawls to 3%. Meanwhile, your boss is texting: "Meeting started, where are you?" Truly the digital equivalent of having your car keys hidden by a sadistic cartoon cat.

Task Manager: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Windows Microsoft Programming Debugging

5 hours ago 56.9K views 0 shares

Task Manager: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Oh. My. GOD. Only Microsoft could turn a simple "close window" function into a MULTIPLICATION MIRACLE! 🤦‍♀️ You ask Task Manager to die, and instead it spawns TWINS like some digital hydra! "Kill one process, two shall take its place!" This is what happens when your debugging strategy is just crossing your fingers and whispering sweet nothings to your code. The absolute AUDACITY of Windows 11 to look at user requests and go "Hmm, that sounds like a suggestion rather than a command." No wonder the cartoon character is having an existential crisis - we're all just one Windows update away from our computers achieving sentience through pure chaos!

Nvidia's AI Bubble: The GPU Apocalypse

AI Hardware Programming

5 hours ago 61.9K views 0 shares

Remember when we thought GPU prices couldn't possibly get worse? Then AI showed up like Patrick Star, gleefully inflating Nvidia's market bubble to astronomical levels. Meanwhile, developers are just sitting there like SpongeBob, watching their dream build slip further away with each new AI model release. The sweet irony of wanting to build a gaming PC but discovering the hardware is too busy generating cat pictures and writing emails for tech bros. At this point, selling a kidney might not even cover the down payment on an RTX 4090.

Connection Refused: Relationship Edition

Networking Programming

6 hours ago 66.7K views 0 shares

Connection Refused: Relationship Edition

Developer relationships in a nutshell. He's trying to establish a connection with her, but she's adamantly refusing to bind to his socket. Classic networking misunderstanding. She wants him to listen to her words, not her TCP/IP packets. Guess their connection status is officially REFUSED .

Every New Desktop App Dev Be Like

Webdev React Javascript Programming Frontend

6 hours ago 71.4K views 0 shares

Nobody wants to touch those crusty desktop frameworks from the 90s anymore. Qt and WinForms? Hard pass. But wrap a glorified browser in a desktop shell and call it "cross-platform" and suddenly everyone's throwing confetti. "Look mom, I made a desktop app with 500MB of node_modules and it only takes 8 seconds to launch a hello world!" The absolute state of desktop development in 2023 - where your app is basically a website that somehow uses more RAM than Photoshop.

Apple Forgot To Disable Production Source Maps On The App Store Web App

Apple Webdev Security Javascript Debugging

8 hours ago 86.4K views 0 shares

Apple Forgot To Disable Production Source Maps On The App Store Web App

The trillion-dollar company that makes privacy its selling point just handed out their source code like it's free candy at a tech conference. Source maps in production is the digital equivalent of leaving your house keys under the doormat with a neon sign pointing to them. Some developer is getting a strongly worded Slack message right about now. For the uninitiated: source maps are files that link minified/compiled code back to the original source, meant for debugging but absolutely not for showing your competitors how your app works. It's like publishing your diary but forgetting to tear out the pages where you wrote down all your secrets.

Your Girlfriend Is A Model

AI Algorithms Programming

9 hours ago 96.9K views 0 shares

The perfect double entendre for data scientists! In 2020, saying "my girlfriend is a model" might mean she walks runways. But by 2026? That smile turns to existential dread because she's literally an AI model trained on terabytes of data. The progression from happy to horrified perfectly captures how machine learning is evolving. First we had simple classification algorithms, now we're creating digital companions with GPT-sized parameter counts that can pass for human. Your actual girlfriend might need to compete with a fine-tuned transformer architecture soon!

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

Databases Programming Backend

11 hours ago 109.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the alternative definition of Oracle that database administrators whisper when license auditors aren't around. The company's licensing costs are so astronomical that you need venture capital funding just to run a "Hello World" query. Oracle DBAs don't have retirement plans—they just have Oracle license negotiation PTSD. The real database transaction is the money leaving your company account.

Wait...Did People Not Realize This?

Security Webdev Networking

11 hours ago 113.6K views 0 shares

Oh sweet summer child, you thought Incognito mode was actually private? Next you'll tell me you believe your smart fridge isn't judging your 3AM snack choices. The shock on people's faces when they discover Google's been tracking their "research" sessions this whole time is priceless. Incognito mode has always been the digital equivalent of wearing sunglasses to a bank robbery – it might make you feel invisible, but the security cameras still see everything. The only thing more shocking than Google collecting your "private" browsing data is that anyone actually believed the company that built its empire on knowing everything about everyone would just... not look. Right.

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