You've Been Doing It Wrong

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You've Been Doing It Wrong

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Oh look, it's the keyboard shortcut showdown in prison! First inmate proudly uses Ctrl+Alt+Del like it's 1995, thinking he's all sophisticated with the three-finger salute. Then the second guy drops the mic with Ctrl+Shift+Esc, which directly opens Task Manager without the extra menu step. It's like watching someone brag about their dial-up connection while the other person quietly uses fiber. The real crime here isn't whatever got them locked up—it's wasting precious milliseconds when your application freezes.

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