The Evil Wizard Must Be Stopped

Ah yes, the classic "let me check if your credit card is compromised by... *checks notes*... asking you to enter all your credit card details." The irony is thicker than legacy code documentation. This scam software brilliantly solves the problem of "is my credit card in a hacker's database?" by ensuring it definitely will be after you use it. Congratulations, your card wasn't in any hacker database until you voluntarily uploaded it to one. It's like asking a fox to guard your henhouse and then being surprised when chicken is on the menu.

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In 1973, NASA sent humans to the literal moon with just 4KB of RAM. Fast forward to 2019, and your beastly machine with 16GB RAM and maxed-out CPU is brought to its knees by... an Excel dialog box lurking in the background. Nothing captures modern software bloat quite like this perfect comparison. We've gone from accomplishing humanity's greatest feats with minimal resources to having our supercomputers paralyzed by spreadsheet popups. Progress?

The eternal OS holy war takes a twist! Linux users (/home/username) and Mac users (/users/username) are busy pointing fingers at each other's path structures when Windows (C:\Users\Username) enters the chat. Suddenly, the sworn enemies unite with a handshake and a mutual understanding: "At least we aren't him." Nothing brings rival Unix-based systems together faster than the shared disdain for backslashes and drive letters. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, especially when that enemy uses a registry.

Samsung Smart Hub commercial: "Connect your whole life!" IT Guy: laughs in mechanical locks Samsung: "But your home could be smarter!" IT Guy: "My printer from 2004 is smart enough to fear me, and that's all the intelligence my appliances need."

OMG, the AUDACITY of people romanticizing Clippy in 2023! 💅 That paperclip assistant from Microsoft Office was literally THE ORIGINAL PRIVACY INVADER before it was cool! While we're all losing our minds about apps tracking our every move, Clippy was just sitting there, innocently bouncing around our Word documents, NOT asking for our age, NOT canceling our perpetual licenses, and NOT demanding our location. THE HORROR! A digital assistant that just... helped?! Without stealing our data?! What a concept! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*