Windows Logic: Dress For The Permissions You Want

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Windows Logic: Dress For The Permissions You Want

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Same guy, different clothes, yet Windows thinks a suit and tie grants you godlike powers. Because nothing says "I'm qualified to mess with system files" like business casual attire. The perfect metaphor for corporate IT security – where the only thing standing between a catastrophic system failure and normal operation is... a costume change. Next time your app crashes, just put on a blazer before restarting it.

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