The Blue Screen Legacy Fund

Content "Ew Windows users have to use lEEdge to install a better browser." Me: winget install -e --id Google.Chrome ProgrammerHumor.

Spent $300 on 32GB of RAM just to run a PlayStation 2 emulator that originally worked on a console with 32MB. That's the tech equivalent of buying a Ferrari to drive to the mailbox. But hey, at least Chrome can finally handle more than three tabs without having an existential crisis.

THE AUDACITY! Someone's out here trying to run Cyberpunk 2077 on what's essentially a digital fossil! 💀 Imagine blaming game developers for your prehistoric Dell Optiplex that was outdated when Obama was first elected! It's like showing up to an F1 race with a horse and cart and wondering why you can't keep up. That poor machine is begging for retirement while this person is demanding it render 4K explosions. The only thing that computer can run smoothly is Windows XP and maybe—MAYBE—Minesweeper if you're not too aggressive with the clicks.

Oh. My. GOD! The TRAUMA of returning to Windows after being seduced by macOS's sleek interface is just UNBEARABLE! Five minutes of Apple's polished perfection and suddenly your Windows desktop feels like trying to use a stone tablet with a chisel! The cognitive whiplash is so severe you might just need to dramatically collapse in the dirt and question all your life choices! The OS equivalent of tasting filet mignon and then being forced to eat a gas station sandwich! 💀

Content I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap -no AlexaGoogle Assistant... - no internet connected thermostats Tech Enthusiasts: Everything in my house is wired to the Internet of Things! I control it all from my smartphone! My smart-house is bluetooth enabled and I can give it voice commands via alexa! I love the future! Programmers Engineers: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

Content 50 Nerds of Grey 50NerdsofGrey 'I've been a very bad girl, she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.!' 'Very well; he said and installed Windows 8 on her laptop.