The Blue Screen Legacy Fund

bugs Technical debt Legacy code Bluescreen Bsod Windows11 Windows95 Backwards compatibility

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The Blue Screen Legacy Fund

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Microsoft's approach to Blue Screen of Death bugs is like finding a 26-year-old bug in your codebase and pretending it's a new feature. Windows 95 to Windows 11? That's not legacy code, that's an heirloom passed down through generations of developers! The real question is whether Microsoft fixes bugs or just creates elaborate workarounds while counting cash. Hey, if it crashed for your grandparents, it should crash for you too—tradition matters!

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