The Blue Screen Legacy Fund

Non-programmers think calling you ugly is a sick burn, but real programmers know true pain is financial. That smug cat represents all of us who've felt the existential dread when VS Code launches and Microsoft's stock immediately plummets. Why waste time on personal insults when you can attack someone's professional choices and their investment portfolio simultaneously? That's efficiency—the programmer way.

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Claiming you've been using ChatGPT since 1996 is like saying you had WiFi in the Middle Ages. For the youngsters: that's Courage the Cowardly Dog typing on a chunky beige PC from when the internet made dial-up sounds that haunted your nightmares. Back then, "AI assistance" meant asking your roommate if they remembered the syntax for a for-loop while they were in the shower. The closest thing to ChatGPT was probably Clippy, and even he couldn't help you reverse a binary tree.

Content 1 Windows Task Manager (Not Responding) File Options View Windows Help Applications Processes Services Performance Networking Users Task Status End Task Switch To New Task... Ironic he could save others from death but not himself.

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Free software advocate Richard Stallman having an existential crisis after learning Windows 11's Start menu is a React Native app that devours CPU cycles. Microsoft really said "let's make clicking a button as resource-intensive as possible" and shipped it anyway. The irony of using a JavaScript framework for a core OS function is just *chef's kiss* perfect. Your 32GB RAM gaming rig struggling to open a menu that MS-DOS could handle with 640K. Progress!