Windows Devs After Adding CRLF In Each Line Of Every Merged File

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The eternal Windows USB ejection saga continues! That dialog box where Windows claims your device is "in use" but refuses to tell you what is using it is the digital equivalent of saying "there's a problem" without offering any solutions. The suggested button would skip the detective work of hunting down phantom file handles and just command whatever process to release its death grip on your USB drive. It's the command-line equivalent of sudo but for impatient Windows users who just want their flash drive back without rebooting their entire system.

Oh honey, you think you're solving problems with regular commands? PATHETIC! Running your program normally is like jogging down a dusty road in your gym shorts - barely functional and nobody's impressed. Running as Administrator? Sure, put on your fancy business suit and pretend you have authority, sweetie. But SUDO ?! That's unleashing a samurai warrior demigod with the power to OBLITERATE permissions! It's the nuclear option for when your code refuses to behave! Nothing says "I'M NOT ASKING ANYMORE" like summoning the absolute destructive power of sudo. Your computer will either do exactly what you want or DIE TRYING!

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