Why Are You Not Shutting Down?!

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Why Are You Not Shutting Down?!

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Windows: "I'll just update and shut down."

Me, returning to my desk 8 hours later to find 17 Chrome tabs still open and my unsaved work exactly where I left it: "So that was a lie."

The classic Windows shutdown paradox. It's like ordering a taxi that says "be right there" but shows up next Tuesday.

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