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When Your Computer Summons The Digital Demons

Debugging Security Hardware Windows Programming

1 month ago 136.6K views 1 shares

When Your Computer Summons The Digital Demons

OH. MY. GOD. That's not an eldritch ghost - it's a catastrophic memory corruption that's turned this poor laptop into a digital hellscape! 😱 The screen is LITERALLY BLEEDING corrupted data and random characters like some kind of possessed computer demon! And the file size at the bottom? "71,022 bytes" - that's not a file, that's a CRIME SCENE! The most terrifying part? The "Im Scare.mp3" in the file list - as if this computer KNEW it was about to summon the digital apocalypse! This is what happens when you try to exit Vim without reading the manual first! 💀

If Time Is Integer Use Laps

Programming Algorithms Debugging

1 month ago 67.4K views 0 shares

If Time Is Integer Use Laps

When your racing app developer confuses data types and Sainz ends up 50 laps behind instead of 50 seconds . Classic integer overflow, but in reverse! Poor Sainz went from "slightly behind" to "might as well be racing in next week's Grand Prix." That's what happens when you let the same person who coded your website also handle your F1 timing software. Next time, hire someone who knows the difference between tracking lap times and counting how many times you've circled the Earth.