Absolute Menace To Society

The sacred commandments of debugging have been passed down through generations: never mess with working code, but absolutely terrorize broken code with console logs until it reveals all its secrets. That moment when your perfectly functional codebase starts acting up, and suddenly you're interrogating it like a detective in a noir film. "Tell me where you hid the bug. I can do this all day. Another console.log? Don't mind if I do." The irony is we'll spend hours adding and removing console logs instead of using proper debugging tools. It's not about efficiency—it's about sending a message to our code.

Content Florin Pop florinpop1705 The E in JavaScript stands for easy. 10:18 pm 08 Nov 21 Twitter for iPhone 207 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 1,301 Likes Kambra bellokambra1 20h Replying to florinpop1705 Then where is E in it?

Content MDN: this html tag is deprecated - you shouldn't use it Me: But it does exactly what I want MDN: Yeah, but it's not official and could be removed from browsers in the future Me: but all these browsers still support the tag and it was deprecated all the way back in HTML3.2 MDN: Yeah but those browsers are forced to support it because people keep using it, so if we all agree to not use it - Me: uses the tag MDN:

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