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Ah, the beautiful irony of modern gaming! Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 with its hyper-realistic medieval graphics only needs a modest GTX 1060 to run. Meanwhile, Borderlands 4 with its cartoony cell-shaded style demands an RTX 2070 minimum. It's like needing a supercomputer to run MS Paint while Photoshop runs on a calculator. Game engine optimization is clearly an arcane art that defies logic. The real medieval warfare isn't in the game—it's in your wallet fighting to afford unnecessary GPU upgrades for stylized graphics. Somewhere, a graphics programmer is cackling maniacally while writing the most inefficient shader code possible for those cartoon outlines.

That moment when your "free antivirus" solution turns out to be worse than the original threat. The classic bait-and-switch where you download some sketchy antivirus to save your computer, but instead of rescuing the hostage, it just executes it and high-fives the original virus. Been in tech for 15 years and I've seen more systems bricked by "PC SUPER CLEANER 2000" than actual malware. Pro tip: Windows Defender and common sense are free and don't come with complementary ransomware.

The bell curve of intelligence strikes again! The graph shows the classic IQ distribution where both the lowest and highest intellects prefer GUI, while the average "galaxy brain" in the middle insists on using command line. It's the perfect representation of programming elitism. The beginners use GUI because they're scared of the terminal. The absolute geniuses use GUI because they value their time and sanity. Meanwhile, the "I-read-half-a-Linux-book" crowd is frantically typing commands they memorized from Stack Overflow, convinced they're superior for doing things the hard way. The true enlightenment is realizing both have their place—but where's the fun in being reasonable?

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