Taskbar Memes

You throw Edge out the door, but somehow it reappears on your taskbar. You delete it from your PC, but it mysteriously returns after an update. The Windows search bar? Now powered by Bing whether you like it or not. Microsoft's desperate attempt to make Edge happen is like that clingy ex who keeps "accidentally" showing up wherever you go. Ten years in the industry and I've never seen a browser so aggressively refuse to take a hint.

The existential crisis of a Windows 11 user faced with the most traumatic UI change since Internet Explorer toolbars. Microsoft's decision to center the Start button after decades of muscle memory training is like suddenly moving your bathroom door to the opposite wall. That moment of panic when your cursor frantically searches the bottom left corner only to find emptiness is pure psychological warfare. And just when you think you've adapted, you'll use someone else's Windows 10 machine and your brain short-circuits all over again.

Ah, the classic "every browser tab is a precious resource" taskbar. That's someone running Chrome, VLC, Adobe Reader, and about 15 other apps simultaneously on a machine that's one CPU fan away from achieving liftoff. The look of judgment isn't because they're watching YouTube during a meeting—it's because they're somehow running all that without their laptop spontaneously combusting. Impressive yet terrifying. Like watching someone juggle chainsaws while standing on a tightrope made of dental floss.