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Ah, the irony of Microsoft documenting how to install PowerShell on Linux! It's like finding installation instructions for a vegetarian restaurant inside a steakhouse. For years, Microsoft and Linux were sworn enemies—Steve Ballmer once called Linux "a cancer." Fast forward to today, and Microsoft is teaching you how to use their tools on their former arch-nemesis's platform. That's like Darth Vader writing a guidebook on how to build a better lightsaber for Luke. The real kicker? Most Linux admins would rather eat their mechanical keyboard key by key than use PowerShell when they have perfectly good Bash. It's the documentation equivalent of building a bridge that nobody asked for and nobody will cross.

Oh, the sweet innocence of "I made a website with ChatGPT" followed by sending a local file path instead of a URL. That's like telling someone you're a chef because you microwaved a Hot Pocket. What we're witnessing here is the beautiful collision of Dunning-Kruger effect and file system confusion. Our friend thinks they've launched the next Facebook when they've really just saved an HTML file to their downloads folder. No server, no hosting, just pure unbridled confidence. The Windows file path is just *chef's kiss* perfect - nothing says "I'm a web developer" like trying to share C:\Users\ben\Downloads\index.html through iMessage.

That blue paperclip isn't offering to help with your Word document. It's the tech industry admitting what we all suspected - they'd have started harvesting your data decades earlier if they'd only thought of it. Remember when privacy was just something we had instead of something we clicked "Agree" to surrender? Those were the days... before every app needed to know your location to tell you the weather outside your window.

Content Samperson SamNChiet Follow You have no clue. I have done so much worse shit than that 4000 line ifelse. I once played sound effects by opening 8 instances of Windows Media Player and piping the sound files into them. Over ten million people played that game. 23:18 23.04.24 From Earth 1,1M Views 1,2K Reposts 109 Quotes 20K Likes 2K Bookmarks 17

Content Me: opening a shell Windows: YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE

The fourth horseman of the apocalypse: cleaning your PC and accidentally unplugging something critical. That moment when you're just trying to be responsible and remove some dust, only to create a non-booting monster. The panic that floods your entire brain is perfectly captured by that all-red headache diagram. Nothing quite matches the existential dread of pressing the power button after maintenance and being greeted with... absolutely nothing. Suddenly you're questioning every life decision that led to this moment, including whether compressed air should be classified as a weapon of mass destruction.