No Microslop For Me

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No Microslop For Me

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Imagine turning down a SENIOR BACKEND ENGINEER role because they won't let you use Linux or Mac. The absolute audacity! The sheer NERVE of this company to think someone would willingly subject themselves to Windows 11 for a mere salary premium!

Our hero here literally said "the salary premium is simply not worth the torture of using Windows on a daily basis" and honestly? ICONIC. They're out here rescinding their offer acceptance like they're breaking up with someone who chews too loudly. "It's not you, it's your IT department's refusal to support anything besides Windows."

The cherry on top? Calling out the IT staff for being "too lazy to support other operating systems" in a PROFESSIONAL EMAIL. Absolute legend status. Some people have principles, and apparently those principles include never touching the Windows Start menu again.

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