Average Linux User's House (No Windows Installed)

BEHOLD! The architectural manifestation of a Linux user's UNDYING COMMITMENT to their operating system! A house so militantly anti-Microsoft it literally has ZERO windows! Just solid walls of impenetrable concrete because WHY would you need natural light when your terminal has that gorgeous green-on-black glow?! The owner probably enters through some obscure SSH tunnel that requires 17 different authentication methods and a blood sacrifice. Neighbors complain about hearing manic keyboard clacking at 3 AM followed by screams of "I COMPILED MY OWN SUNLIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"