Command prompt Memes

Someone tried to sing "If You're Happy And You Know It" in a command prompt and the computer responded the only way it knows how - with cold, unfeeling syntax errors. The computer doesn't care about your happiness. It only cares about correct syntax. This is basically every developer's relationship with their compiler in a nutshell. No clapping hands, just error messages.

Oh look, another Microsoft "feature" to bypass! The classic ms-cxh:localonly command is like that secret handshake that lets you skip the bouncer at the club. After 20 years in tech, nothing brings me more joy than Microsoft thinking they've closed all the backdoors, only for us to find the service entrance. It's the digital equivalent of "I know a guy who knows a guy." The fancy bear in the tux knows what's up - why surrender your email, password, firstborn child, and DNA sample to install an OS you already paid for?