Ctrl+X Marks The Spot Of My Despair

The classic "let me help optimize your regex" moment that turns into a nightmare. First suggestion: "Just use [A-Z]? instead of {1}." Reasonable. Then suddenly you're staring at a regex monstrosity that would make Cthulhu weep. And the final question about "11 separate capturing groups" is just the chef's kiss of regex hell. It's like asking for directions to the corner store and getting detailed instructions on how to build a spaceship from scratch. The regex "optimization" went from helpful to "I'm going to rewrite your entire life in one line" real quick.

You start with a simple task. Just need a random number. Three hours later, you've accidentally created a cryptographically secure pseudo-random number generator with entropy harvesting and statistical validation. The blank stare in the mirror is your soul leaving your body as you realize you've done it again. C programming has this magical ability to turn "I'll just write 5 lines of code" into "I've reinvented an entire subsystem from scratch." The worst part? You'll do it again next week.

Back in the 60s, programmers were literally PUNCHING CODE into cards by hand! 🤯 The person in the image is holding up punch cards with the caption "COMPILERS TOOK MY JOB" - it's basically the original "robots are stealing our jobs" but for coding! Before compilers existed, humans had to manually convert code into machine-readable formats. Then BAM! Compilers showed up and were like "I got this" and an entire profession vanished faster than free pizza at a hackathon! Those punch card operators never saw it coming!

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