I Just Wanted To Read A Single Document Man

Oh no. OH NO. You've done it now. You clicked a PDF without setting your default app, and Microsoft Edge has risen from its cursed slumber like some eldritch horror you forgot existed. You just wanted to glance at a receipt or tax document for 2 seconds, but instead you've summoned the ANCIENT ONE – the browser that Microsoft desperately wants you to use but literally nobody asked for. Edge opens with the speed and grace of a freight train, consuming your RAM like it's at an all-you-can-eat buffet, just to display a single page PDF that any lightweight reader could've handled in 0.2 seconds. The worst part? It's now your default PDF viewer until you go dig through seventeen layers of settings to fix it. Congratulations, you played yourself.