I Just Invented Something Every Dev Needs

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I Just Invented Something Every Dev Needs

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Finally, someone built what we've all been waiting for: a command prompt that forces you to watch YouTube ads before executing commands. Because nothing says "productivity" like waiting through a 30-second unskippable ad about crypto wallets before you can run npm dev. Next innovation: a compiler that requires you to subscribe to their newsletter before it fixes your syntax errors.

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