Me After 30 Years Of Using Windows

Content Bogdan Botezatu bbotezatu Happy 25th birthday, Linux! Here's your f-ing cake, go ahead and compile it yourself. BUTTER BUTTER

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Content gojirra Today at 2:42 PM checked your GitHub: We were so worried about you, I Feb Mar Apr 2 contributions on May 1st. Less More 1 Phew, still alive Unless your estate executor has taken over your github account and is doing some final commits as some kind of bequeathment. (edited)

Content THE 1 PROGRAMMER EXCUSE FOR LEGITIMATELY SLACKING OFF: " GitHub is down. 11 HEY! GET BACK TO WORK: Down! (OH. CARRY ON.

So you get root access to the universe and your first instinct is to run sudo rm -rf on everything? Classic developer energy right there. The progression is beautiful: start with ocean plastic (wholesome!), escalate to curing cancer (noble!), delete all human STDs (getting ambitious!), and then... disable magic? Someone's been playing too much with production configs without a backup strategy. What's hilarious is that given unlimited power over reality's codebase, we'd all just treat it like a Linux terminal and start nuking directories. No careful planning, no testing environment, just straight to --force flags on the production universe. Hope you committed those changes to git first, because there's no Ctrl+Z for "oops I deleted cancer but also accidentally removed cell division."

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