Attempted Running Crysis On My Graduate Cap

Content B Interview and Resume review by tzr Stealth 16h grapevine Most ridiculous reasons for getting rejected? Applied for an intern position in an early-stage startup. Had a screening call with their HR. After the usual discussion, she told me that they won't be able to provide work laptops before getting converted to a full-time position. Asked me whether I had my own laptop and WIFI. After telling her I had a windows laptop, she told me that they were only looking for folks with Macbooks cut the call. 20 3 ( Share

Ah yes, the classic Microsoft experience. A beefy gaming rig that could probably simulate the heat death of the universe, but Windows 11 is like "nah, I'll pass." The real system requirement they don't tell you about is a virgin sacrifice under the full moon while Bill Gates watches through your webcam. That Threadripper could calculate pi to the last digit before your McDonald's order is ready, but Microsoft's TPM requirement says "best I can do is Windows 10."

The eternal struggle of downloading anything on a connection so bad it can't even finish a Minecraft Wiki page. That download bar showing "5 minutes left" is the universe's cruelest joke - we all know those 5 minutes will magically transform into 10 hours, then back to 3 minutes, then "connection lost." The fact they've already canceled one download attempt is the digital equivalent of waving a white flag. Trying to game with this internet is like trying to win Formula 1 with a tricycle.

Content Me: Programs a fun little game on USB to give to my brothers for Christmas Windows Firewall: I'm gonna stop you right there

Oh. My. GOD. 🤦‍♂️ We've reached peak technological confusion! Someone is literally asking if an AI can compile their source code into an EXE file instead of, you know, USING AN ACTUAL COMPILER like the rest of us mere mortals who spent years learning how computers actually work! The absolute AUDACITY to skip the entire software development process and just ask AI to magically poof an executable into existence! Next they'll be asking ChatGPT to make them a sandwich while debugging their non-existent code! This is what happens when "learn to code" tutorials skip the chapter on "what compilation actually is" and jump straight to "just ask the robots to do it!"

Content when you accidentally boot your pc in windows and not linux This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years