Attempted Running Crysis On My Graduate Cap

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Attempted Running Crysis On My Graduate Cap

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Four years of higher education and your graduation cap blue-screens. Classic. The "99% Complete" progress bar is the chef's kiss of irony - so close to freedom yet still encountering fatal errors. Every CS graduate's nightmare realized: even your academic achievement needs to restart and install updates before you can use it. At least it crashed with a smile.

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