Linus Needs Chill

Content When you've barely started writing a line of code and your ide already lets you know about 3 syntax errors, 2 runtime errors, a grammar mistake, 5 misdemeanors, contempt of court and treason Made with guavaScript ProdrammerHumor.io

When Red Hat pulled the plug on CentOS and pivoted to CentOS Stream, the entire sysadmin community collectively lost their minds. This protest sign captures that rage perfectly—you literally can't spell "hatred" without "Red Hat." For context: CentOS was the free, community-supported version of Red Hat Enterprise Linux that powered half the internet's servers. Then Red Hat decided to kill it off in favor of CentOS Stream (a rolling release that's more of a beta testing ground for RHEL). Thousands of production servers suddenly needed migration plans, and DevOps teams everywhere added "find CentOS alternative" to their 2021 roadmaps. The wordplay here is chef's kiss—taking your corporate betrayal to the streets with a sign that's both clever and seething with justified anger. Rocky Linux and AlmaLinux thank you for your service, angry sign person.

Content Taras Kaduk taraskaduk My spouse (an artist, not in tech), working her way through a C class (part of Digital Arts curriculum). 1: Let me know if you need help She: Will do 2 hrs later 1: How's it going? She: Fine. I'm cheating 1:??? She: I google for stuff I don't know Do I tell her? Traduire le Tweet 4:21 PM 28 nov. 2019 Twitter Web App

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When asked about an ideal first date, most people think dinner or coffee. But programmers? They think Unix Epoch - January 1st, 1970, 00:00:00 UTC. That's not a romantic evening, that's literally timestamp zero in computing. No wonder we're all single - we interpret "date" as a data type, not a social activity. Seven billion people on this planet and we're out here flirting with time standards.

Content WHEN YOUR STUDENT EMAI ACCOUNT STILL WORKS AFTER YOU LEFT UNIVERSITY 2 VEARS AGO SO YOU CAN STILL GET FREE STUDENT LICENSES FOR EXPENSIVE SOFTWARE I'm still worthy! ingflip.com