Linus Needs Chill

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1 year ago 378,522 views 2 shares

Linus Needs Chill

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The perfect collision of Linus Torvalds' penguin army and his notorious Microsoft roasting. That collection of Linux mascot plushies isn't just decoration—it's his war council for plotting world domination through open source. Meanwhile, he's dropping quotes that burn Windows harder than a CPU without thermal paste. The man created an OS kernel that powers most of the internet and still has time to collect stuffed penguins and throw shade. Priorities: absolutely correct.

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