A Second Great Reason Not To Leave Your Laptop Unattended

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A Second Great Reason Not To Leave Your Laptop Unattended

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The classic office prank gets an enterprise twist. Someone at the MVP Global Summit decided to weaponize Microsoft's aggressive Windows 11 upgrade campaign as a threat against unlocked laptops.

The beauty here is the dual-layer trolling: not only is your machine getting pranked, but the "upgrade" itself is the punishment. Because nothing says "I got you good" quite like forcing someone to deal with a centered taskbar and mandatory TPM 2.0 requirements.

The first great reason to lock your laptop? Someone posts "I'm gay" on your Slack. The second? Forced migration to an OS that'll spend the next hour asking if you want to use Edge and Bing. Both equally devastating to your afternoon productivity.

Pro tip: Win+L is your friend. Unless you work at Microsoft, where they apparently just do the upgrade anyway.

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