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So instead of just hiring another person or removing a ridiculous rule about timing goodbye kisses, someone built an AI agent that electrocutes couples who kiss too long. Because nothing says "innovation" like automating workplace surveillance with literal shock therapy. The best part? The employee who was stuck timing kisses is now "freed up" to build MORE AI agents. It's the circle of life: automate the absurd so you can create more automation to solve problems that probably shouldn't exist in the first place. We've reached peak tech bro efficiency—where the solution to micromanagement is just... automated micromanagement with violence. Meanwhile, that sign limiting kisses to 3 minutes is still standing there, completely unquestioned. Because why address the root cause when you can just throw AI at it?

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Oh my goodness, this is peak programmer laziness at its finest! 😂 Instead of writing a proper validation function that checks if a number is an integer, some poor soul decided to hardcode EVERY POSSIBLE DECIMAL VALUE around 17 and 18 with error messages! The only value that returns True is exactly 18 (no decimals). The irony is that writing a simple isinstance(x, int) would be like 1000x more compact than this monstrosity. This is what happens when you code at 3am after your fifth energy drink! The "It Won't Get Any More Compact" title is just *chef's kiss* sarcastic perfection!

Content inigo quilez iquilezles - 3h Planck constant of software development, the smallest measurable amount of coding effort, is 15 minutes. 17 21 50 Tom Forsyth tom forsyth Follow iquilezles Heisenberg principle: you can make something in a known amount of time, or you can make it bug-free, but you can't do both. RETWEETS 8 LIKES 25