Who Wants To Build A Web3 App

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Who Wants To Build A Web3 App

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The stark reality of Web3 development in one perfect image. At the top, we have the polished influencers who just talk about Web3 - pristine appearance, designer glasses, perfect beards. They've never touched a smart contract but have 27 threads on why blockchain will revolutionize toast.

Meanwhile, the actual developers building this stuff look like they've been through digital war. Sleep-deprived, surviving on energy drinks, and questioning every life choice that led them to debugging Solidity at 4AM while their non-tech friends have normal sleep schedules and retirement plans.

Nothing says "I work in blockchain" quite like the thousand-yard stare of someone who's had to explain to investors why their monkey JPEG isn't worth $3 million anymore.

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