Lord Help Me

The structural integrity of this web app is questionable at best! Building a complex application with just HTML is like constructing this wonky mint-green building with only concrete and prayers. No CSS to style it properly, no JavaScript for functionality—just raw markup holding everything together by sheer force of will. The building even has that "I forgot to close a div tag somewhere" energy with that oddly slanted roof. 10/10 would not pass a code review OR a building inspection.

The classic "it's not what you think" programming conversation. JavaScript developers nodding smugly while every other language user is screaming internally. Nothing like spending 3 hours debugging only to discover your number was secretly a string the whole time. That moment when you realize your entire app is crashing because "5" + 1 = "51" instead of 6. The ultimate gotcha of loosely typed languages!

When you have 8 different code editors installed because you're still searching for "the one" that will magically make you a better programmer. Antigravity, VS Code, Void, Zed, Cursor, Trae.exe, Windsurf, and Arduino IDE all chilling on the desktop like some kind of IDE support group. The eternal developer struggle: hoarding text editors like they're Pokémon. Spoiler alert: the problem was never the editor. It was always the code. But hey, at least you're prepared for any coding scenario, from web dev to embedded systems. That Arduino IDE really ties the collection together.

When your hair matches your syntax highlighting perfectly but everyone just wants to debug your React component. 🙄 The real flex isn't the purple-themed VS Code or the meticulously styled purple hair—it's having the confidence to push code with that many nested divs and not even care about the critique. Honestly, who cares if your React component could use some refactoring when your aesthetic game is this strong? Fashion-driven development is the new TDD.

The ultimate JavaScript trivia nightmare! Every single option here is a trick question showcasing JavaScript's bizarre type coercion and equality rules: A: typeof null === 'object' is actually TRUE - a notorious JS bug that's been around since the beginning. Null isn't an object, but returns 'object' when typeof'd. B: Math.min() > Math.max() is TRUE too! Without arguments, Math.min() returns Infinity while Math.max() returns -Infinity. C: NaN === NaN is FALSE - the only value in JavaScript that isn't equal to itself! D: 0 == "" is TRUE because JavaScript type coercion converts empty strings to 0. The contestant's face says it all - the answer is C, but knowing JavaScript, you'd question your entire programming career before answering.

The most honest developer resume you'll ever see! This is basically every junior developer's portfolio when they apply for that "5 years experience required" job. Nothing screams "hire me" quite like a Hello World app, the legendary Test App that definitely works 60% of the time, and the crown jewel—Untitled Project, which was absolutely going to revolutionize the industry before the developer got distracted by a new JavaScript framework. The holy trinity of "trust me, I'm a programmer."