The Circle Of Programmer Humor Hell

reddit Programming languages Language wars Hello world Beginner programmers

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6 months ago 174,760 views 0 shares

The Circle Of Programmer Humor Hell

programming-memes, reddit-memes, hello-world-memes, programming-languages-memes, java-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The tiniest blue sliver in this pie chart is what actual programmer humor looks like. The massive orange chunk? That's just an endless loop of "Java bad, Python slow, JavaScript bad, senior developer is god" posts. It's basically r/programmerhumor in a nutshell—where original jokes go to die and recycled language wars thrive. The irony is that the people making these memes probably just finished their first "Hello World" tutorial and suddenly think they're qualified to roast entire programming languages. Next week they'll discover arrays and make a meme about how they start at 0.

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