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Just A Meme - No Hate

css Syntax Styling Spelling American english British-problems

Webdev Frontend

10 months ago 269,212 views 0 shares

Just A Meme - No Hate

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The linguistic betrayal hits different when you've been spelling it with a 'u' your entire life and then CSS documentation coldly informs you that American English is the law of the land. British devs out here having an existential crisis because their muscle memory keeps typing "colour" only to watch their styles mysteriously fail to apply. The browser doesn't care about your heritage or the Queen's English—it wants color: #FF0000; and nothing else. Same pain applies to "centre" vs "center" in alignment properties. At least you can drown your sorrows in proper tea while your American colleagues drink their coffee-flavored sugar water.

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