notepad++ Memes

Help Fix My Program (And Maybe My Itching Problem)

Help Fix My Program (And Maybe My Itching Problem)
Ah, the classic "my code doesn't work but I'll share it anyway" scenario. Some poor soul wrote a C++ program in Notepad (first red flag) with what appears to be a legitimate header and main function, but then decided to include their personal discomfort as debug output. That moment when you're so deep in debugging hell that your physical discomfort makes it into your print statements. We've all been there at 3 AM, except most of us have the good sense to delete those lines before asking for help. Pro tip: If your balls are itching, scratch them before posting your code to Stack Overflow. Your code review and your personal hygiene should remain separate concerns.

The Text Editor Olympics

The Text Editor Olympics
The Olympic sharpshooter progression we never knew we needed! First, we've got the elite marksman with VS Code - the precision tool for developers who want intellisense and pretty colors. Then there's Sublime Text - for the speed demons who think waiting 0.2 seconds for an IDE to load is basically eternity. But then... Notepad++ enters the chat. It's like bringing a Honda Civic to a Formula 1 race - somehow still has a cult following. And finally, the punchline - regular Windows Notepad. The coding equivalent of shooting with your eyes closed while facing backward. No syntax highlighting, no plugins, just pure text and tears. The weapon of choice for those who enjoy suffering or have a production emergency at 2 AM on a server with nothing else installed. And yes, we're deliberately not mentioning a certain editor that requires a PhD to exit. You know the one.

The Old Ways

The Old Ways
Content When Visual Studio Code keeps crashing Open Notepad. We will use the old ways.

Its Just A Text File

Its Just A Text File
Content comic randomExtension Name config.txt Open Print Edit Open with Notepad

Okay Fine Vim Is Not That Bad

okayFineVimIsNotThatBad | code-memes, vim-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
[text] CODE ONA NOTEPAD

notepad for the win

notepad for the win | vim-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JETFLIX Stemble E WITCHER Vim or Aton? NETFLI Notepad THE WITC

Something We All Agree On

somethingWeAllAgreeOn | code-memes, visual studio-memes, mac-memes, source code-memes, cs-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content WHAT SOURCE CODE EDITOR IS THE BEST VISUAL STUDIO CODE NOTEPAD EMACS WHAT BUILD SYSTEM IS THE BEST? ALL OF THEM ARE CRAP imitlin.com

Fair Play

fairPlay | programming-memes, program-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Using Al to speed up programming tasks Use Notepad instead of IDE, because it would be cheating

Notepad Boy

notepadBoy | code-memes, coder-memes, list-memes, cli-memes, ide-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content TRADITIONALIST MINIMAL-IDE CODERS You're just a cheap fucking knock off INTELLISENSE. INLAY HINT, CLICKY BUTTON ADDICTS Oh no no no... I'm the upgrade

We Betrayed Him

weBetrayedHim | web-memes, git-memes, github-memes, release-memes, microsoft-memes, notepad++-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content The Virgin GitHub no.exe only supports git gamification of commits owned by microsoft is a social media no app icons "releases" The Chad SOURCEFORGE Notepad Downloads: 315,659 This Week 821 I 614 A Reviews front page Download button git Svn mercurial "this download has been scanned for malware" owned by slashdot

Buddy of mine had an interesting choice of editor for a class I used to be in…

Buddy of mine had an interesting choice of editor for a class I used to be in… | html-memes, code-memes, rest-memes, class-memes, IT-memes, ML-memes, infinite-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What did you code your html in for 485 I can't take much more notepad already Visual studio what the fuck dude Lol Code Visual studio code Cool sounds infinitely better 1 respect the notepad you know Read 10:14 PM It seemed right in the moment ProdrammerHumor.io

I shouldn't have used notepad

I shouldn't have used notepad | code-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You couldn't sleep for 2 days because you missed her I couldn't sleep for 5 days because I missed a "" in my code We are not the same