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The perfect example of form validation nobody thought to test. Nothing says "robust error handling" like asking a dead person if they've died before. Somewhere, a developer is patting themselves on the back for covering all logical possibilities while their QA team contemplates a career change. The ghost of proper user experience design weeps silently in the background. It's the digital equivalent of "Press 1 if you're not here." The kind of edge case that makes you question your life choices as a developer. Bonus points if the "Yes" option triggers a "Please provide death certificate as proof" upload field.

The battle-hardened senior dev looking down at the Webpack and Vite logos like they're mere toys. After 15 years of manually configuring Apache servers at 3am and compiling C++ with makefiles written by Satan himself, watching junior "vibe coders" celebrate because their hot reload works is both adorable and irritating. Remember when we had to restart the entire server just to see if our CSS change worked? Kids these days will never know the character-building suffering of waiting 45 seconds for Internet Explorer 6 to crash after each debug attempt.

Every dev job listing in existence: "Entry-level position. Requirements: Must have been coding since the womb." The tech industry's impossible math strikes again! The classic paradox where companies want you to be simultaneously young enough to work for peanuts but experienced enough to have built half the internet. Next they'll ask for your GitHub contributions from preschool. I've seen seniors with less experience requirements than some "junior" positions these days.

The self-conscious monkey meme perfectly captures the existential crisis of every developer who's built their entire career on Stack Overflow answers and documentation lookups. When a doctor says "Googling doesn't make you a doctor," devs suddenly realize their entire professional identity is just strategic Googling with extra steps. The awkward side-eye is that moment you remember your last 8-hour debugging session was solved by a random comment from 2013 with 2 upvotes. We're not doctors, we're just professional Googlers with better search syntax!

The evolution of web development in four panels! Started with the innocent dream of "build the internet" - so pure, so simple. Then we added some HTML/CSS because, you know, websites should look pretty. But then... oh no... the JavaScript framework apocalypse struck! Now we're all frantically learning 17 new frameworks before breakfast just to stay employable. Remember when you could just FTP a single HTML file to a server and call it a day? Now you need 4GB of node_modules to display "Hello World". The modern web: where your simple todo app requires more computing power than NASA used to reach the moon.

The secret anti-aging formula they don't want you to know about: stop programming. Nothing ages you faster than debugging someone else's spaghetti code at 3 AM while chugging your fifth energy drink. The before picture shows a young developer (26.420% sure its Musk) in 1999, already showing signs of premature aging from all those PayPal all-nighters. Fast forward to 2020, and the man (99.6969% sure its Musk) has clearly delegated all coding tasks to junior devs. That's the real 10x developer move - not writing code, but avoiding it entirely.