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The eternal question from management: "Why pay engineers when Stack Overflow is free?" The answer is brutally simple. Copying code: $1. Knowing which code won't crash your production server at 2AM: $100,000/year. The real skill isn't typing—it's knowing which StackOverflow answer won't summon demons through your USB ports.

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The duality of CS life in one forced smile! That moment when someone asks if you're happy with your career choice, and you're simultaneously thinking about that beautiful algorithm you optimized and the 47 Stack Overflow tabs you have open trying to fix a bug that's existed for 9 days. The fake smile hides the tears from debugging sessions that lasted until 4am, the joy of finally solving a complex problem, and the existential dread of realizing your code works but you have no idea why. It's not pain—it's just the face of someone who's learned to find humor in suffering through 8 different JavaScript frameworks in 3 years.

Behold the great decline of our noble profession. We went from muscle-bound legends who wrote code without AI crutches and built entire games in Assembly (because apparently pain is character-building) to modern keyboard jockeys who can't center a div without consulting Google for the 47th time today. The golden age programmer fixed memory leaks by hand, while we're over here begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors like it's our personal code therapist. And let's not forget the programmer trapped in Vim since 2018 because :q! is apparently harder to remember than differential calculus. The final insult? We fix one bug and create three more. It's not a development cycle, it's a pyramid scheme.

The holy war of software development methodologies in one perfect image. TDD disciples preach the gospel of "write tests first, code later" with religious fervor, silently judging from their moral high ground. Meanwhile, error-driven developers (aka the rest of us mortals) are out here building features and fixing bugs in real-time like digital firefighters. "My code works? I have no idea why, but I'm not touching it again." The irony? Both approaches eventually lead to the same stack overflow questions at 2 AM.