Atwood's Law: The JavaScript Singularity

electron nodejs Codinghorror Jeffatwood stackoverflow

Javascript Programming Frontend Backend Webdev

3 months ago 226,219 views 0 shares

Atwood's Law: The JavaScript Singularity

javascript-memes, frontend-memes, backend-memes, webdev-memes, electron-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Jeff Atwood's infamous prophecy that haunts backend developers' nightmares. What started as a joke in 2007 has become our reality - Electron apps, Node.js servers, and even freaking desktop operating systems running JavaScript. The language that was cobbled together in 10 days has somehow consumed everything in its path like some kind of unstoppable syntax blob. Resistance is futile. Your precious C++ application? Rewritten in JS. Your Java backend? Now it's Express. Your sanity? Long gone.

More Like This

Hope This Doesnt Mean What Ithink It Does

Javascript Frontend

2 years ago 65.3K views 0 shares

hopeThisDoesntMeanWhatIThinkItDoes | npm-memes, dependencies-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content is-even ham V1.0.0 downloads 1.2Mmo Return true if the given number is even Install Install with npm: pm install --save is-even Dependencies (1) is-odd

When Worlds Collide: JSON In SQL Database

Javascript Webdev Programming Databases Backend

9 months ago 305.6K views 0 shares

When Worlds Collide: JSON In SQL Database

Ah yes, the elegant solution of cramming a jumbo jet into a cargo plane—just like trying to shove your beautiful, flexible JSON data into the rigid, tabular prison of SQL. Database architects be like: "It technically fits if we disassemble the wings, normalize the engines into separate tables, and pretend those nested objects don't exist!" Meanwhile, NoSQL developers are watching this disaster unfold while sipping tea.

Always looking out for me :')

Javascript Programming

4 years ago 88.4K views 0 shares

Always looking out for me :') | express-memes, semicolon-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content MESSAGES now FBI you missed a semicolon on line 30 Override public Function simplify(boolean compute) 4 ListExpressions simplifiedoperands for (int 1 - 0; 1 operands .size(); Expression operand operandsa) Expression simplifiedoperand - operand.simplify(compute); (simplifiedoperand operand) IF (simplifiedoperands - nutt) 1 simplifiedoperands new ArrayListo (): IF ( 6) simplifiedoperands.addAl1(operands:): simplifiedoperands.add(simplifiedoperand) (simplifiedoperands nutt) t simplifiedoperands.add(operand);

snake_case is the superior case type, and that's a hill I'm willing to die on...

Javascript Python Databases Frontend Backend

2 years ago 130.0K views 0 shares

snake_case is the superior case type, and that's a hill I'm willing to die on... | html-memes, code-memes, backend-memes, frontend-memes, data-memes, database-memes, mac-memes, train-memes, ML-memes, data science-memes, devops-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Instead of letting your job dictate how you write code, choose your job based on your favorite case type. snakecase kebab-case PascalCase camelCase MACRO CASE Train-Case Backend Data Science DevOps Frontend Mobile Databases HTML

Best Languages for Hacking

Javascript Android Python Java Frontend

3 years ago 108.1K views 0 shares

Best Languages for Hacking | java-memes, python-memes, hacking-memes, android-memes, ruby-memes, c-memes, js-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Hacking with Python, JS Hacking with Java, Ruby, C Hacking with SCRATCH Hacking with ToonTalk Hacking with Android App Creator Just saying "I'm in ProarammerHumor.io

The Irresistible Console.log Affair

Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend

4 months ago 243.8K views 1 shares

The Irresistible Console.log Affair

The eternal love triangle of debugging! While proper breakpoints sit there begging to be used, we're all guilty of turning our heads for the quick and dirty console.log affair. Sure, the debugger offers sophisticated relationship features like variable inspection and step-through execution, but nothing beats the instant gratification of spamming "IT WORKS HERE" and "WHY GOD WHY" throughout your code. It's like choosing fast food over a proper meal - we know it's bad for us, but we just can't help ourselves.