Should Have Brought 3 At The Beginning

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The joke here is so absurd it's brilliant. Someone's claiming Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in a week, and therefore are "perfect software." Meanwhile, the three-headed dragon meme shows the reality: they're all monsters, with JavaScript being the derpy one. For those who've spent years battling Git's cryptic error messages, JavaScript's "undefined is not a function" nightmares, or BASIC's spaghetti code limitations, this is pure comedy gold. These tools took years to develop and are still far from perfect. The date stamp of 2025 is just the cherry on top of this satire sundae. It's the software development equivalent of claiming you can build the Golden Gate Bridge with popsicle sticks over a weekend.

Content Alright gentlemens, let's make a new user-flow draft on Figma (blah blah blah ("blah blah" Figma balls ingflip.com

Content Imagine not being object oriented Imagine not having a garbage collector uBip901 Imagine having to put a semicolon at the end of every line Imagine using the keyboard

Content RTO - 3 days mandatory. Collaborate or die. ProarammerHumor.io

The perfect definition doesn't exi-- Welcome to the twilight zone of software development, where you've read 37 Stack Overflow posts, watched 14 YouTube tutorials, and somehow your code still fails spectacularly for reasons beyond mortal comprehension. That magical moment when you remove a semicolon and suddenly everything works? Pure sorcery. The next day you'll add that same semicolon back because now the code doesn't work without it. Computer science degrees should come with a free therapy session voucher. "Nothing works and we don't know why" isn't just a punchline—it's our daily standup meeting.