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Hollywood portrays hacking as this mystical green matrix of cascading characters, but the reality? Just some dev importing a package called "secrets" and printing a token. The absolute state of movie hacking vs actual coding is the biggest plot twist since finding out your production database wasn't actually backed up. That fancy "10000000" hex token would probably just return "password123" anyway.

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