Should Have Brought 3 At The Beginning

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Should Have Brought 3 At The Beginning

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When you finally get that third monitor but realize your dragon wallpaper wasn't designed for this setup. Left screen: menacing. Middle screen: serious. Right screen: derpy as hell. Just like my code—starts strong, maintains dignity in the middle, then completely falls apart by the end of the function. The perfect metaphor for my project timeline estimates too.

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