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The cosmic weight scale has a new champion! While astronomers worry about black holes and neutron stars, developers know the true gravitational monsters: Python virtual environments, Node modules, and PyTorch/CUDA installations. Nothing collapses spacetime quite like waiting for npm install to finish or watching your disk space vanish as PyTorch downloads half the internet. At least black holes have the decency to be millions of light years away—your Python venv is right there, crushing your hard drive and your spirits simultaneously.

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When your unit tests fail but your prayers are strong! This developer took the concept of "Hail Mary debugging" to a whole new level by deploying code from a church. Because nothing says "I trust this code" like having it blessed by a higher power before pushing to production. The ultimate shift from "it works on my machine" to "it works in my cathedral." Next time QA finds a critical bug, just remind them they're questioning divine intervention. The holy water sprinkle is basically spiritual penetration testing.

Content Stefan Friedli stfn42 Well, it took 29 years, but I finally watched the original Jurassic Park, a cautionary tale about understaffing your engineering department and letting people push code directly to prod. 4:10 PM 09 Oct 22 Twitter for iPhone

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The joke here is statistical illiteracy meets programming career advice. The person took an online IQ test, scored 80 (below average), but somehow thinks they're in the top 90.88% (which actually means bottom 10%). The site hilariously claims they'd be smarter than just 91 people in a room of 1000. The title "New To Programming, What Language Should I Learn With These Specs?" is the punchline - implying that someone who can't understand basic percentiles is ready to dive into coding. It's the perfect setup for the classic programming forum question: "What language should I learn first?" when the real issue is much more fundamental. For anyone who's spent time in programming communities, this hits close to home. The number of people who skip past basic math/logic and jump straight to "which framework is hottest right now?" is too damn high!