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Real depression isn't dramatic tears—it's your friend showing you their recursive permutation algorithm with questionable variable names and syntax highlighting that burns your retinas at 2 AM. The code looks like it was written by someone who learned Java through a game of telephone, with a swap function that's practically begging for an off-by-one error. Nothing triggers existential dread quite like having to explain why their beautiful monstrosity will crash in production.

Nothing quite matches the existential horror of revisiting your own code from a year ago. First comes the shock and disgust ("Why? WHY?"), followed by that moment of resigned understanding ("Oh, that's why") when you remember the impossible deadline, the 2AM energy drinks, and that one Stack Overflow answer you copy-pasted with blind faith. Your past self was simultaneously a genius for making it work and an absolute villain for what they did to your future debugging sessions.

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