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The subtle flex of increment operators. Peasants use i=i+2 like they're still writing BASIC on a Commodore 64. Meanwhile, the distinguished gentleman employs ++i++ , casually breaking compiler rules because he's too important for standards. It's the programming equivalent of drinking scotch neat while everyone else has juice boxes.

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Ah, the classic "spend 2 minutes and 2 seconds to count to 10" problem. ChatGPT just turned basic geometry into a research dissertation. That's the same energy as developers who write 200 lines of documentation for a function that returns true or false. The best part? It's clearly a heptagon (7 sides), but ChatGPT's counting each "distinct corner" like it's being paid by the vertex. Next up: AI spending 4 minutes explaining why 2+2=5 with "reasoned thinking."

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